My first stop was a small carpentry shop. The owner did not look happy. He said he was alone and needed some help. In Germany carpenters also perform some of the duties of morticians and he needed someone to help him pick up a body.
One of the reasons ASTM developed guidelines for baby gates is because more than 2000 toddlers between the ages of 6 months and 2 years get sent to the emergency room every year because of gate failures.